I have received a couple of e-mails that made me laugh, thought you might like to share them:-

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
BUT. . ..
If it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money,
And doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.
Then, You either married it or gave birth to it!

Secrets for a Happy Life:

1. It's important to find a man that cooks and cleans.

2. It's important to find a man that makes good money.

3. It's important to find a man that enjoys sex.

4. It's critical that these three men never meet!

Ingrid

:D :D :D Thanks for the belly laugh, Ingrid
:cool:

LOL

>>Secrets for a Happy Life

ROTFL :D

True a man for all seasons LOL

Wonder what Pad looks like in a pinny?

Pinny & Wellies & Hat LOL

And nothing else??? :D :D

The vision of Pad in a pinny and nothing else is quite appealing, don't you think Mattie? Adding a pair of wellies and a felt hat, sort of spoils the effect somehow.

Brainless, how do you know what Pad wears under his duffle coat???
Bet he didn't let youuuuuuu play with his toggles :D

Wonder if his ears are burning yet .... LOL .... I know .... *POND*

Can't even imagine who he is? Just haed visions of a naked man in that get up!

If you put it like that I have to agree it does

Right Leigh

You and I need a *chat* .. I need to tell you the error of your ways .. .. I am ALWAYS telling you the error of your ways ..

While I am hard at work .. *Grins* .. I return to find you have dressed me in a *pinny* .. *tut* .. LOL LOL .. there is nothing wrong with my Duffle Coat and Wellies .. LOL LOL .. I did not hear you complaining .. *Grins* .. you are the one who has my *toggles* ..

*Pond* .. ? .. Bridlington for you .. PDH ? .. Party on the beach .. *winks*

Love Paul xxx

PS .. One out of three is not bad ..

I thought a pinny was a better option than a duffle coat ....
you know what you're like with bleach .. lol

ANYway, you look cute in a pinny .. especially topped with *Marigolds* .. lol

Bridlington .. Party on the beach .. sounds good to me

PDH? .. tell him to bring his own Fairy :D

Love Leigh xxx

PS .. Two outta three is better

Mattie

Have you been *shopping* again ? .. keep out of that store !! .. its putting very strange ideas into your head .. what is a *pinny* ? .. *tut* ..

Pad

How do you know these things ??? yes been shopping !!!!!! have to my life is so chaotic LOL its my wind down ..... but the strange ideas Im afraid have always been there LOL
doesnt improve with age either not to worry it will pass with time LOL
look after the fairy or else

Mattie

I *know* nothing .. lol .. I just take good guesses .. *Grins*

I have ALWAYS looked after my Fairy and always will .. *winks* ..

Mattie never let it *pass* .. hold on to it .. go with it .. stay with it ..

Pad

Will do

Wow Leigh, only worried about how he looks in a pinny, Mmmmmm lucky you. Ingrid

LOL Excellent

Like it,

Thanks for a good laugh on such a miserable afternoon

Lynda

Very good Ingrid...I like the "Secrets of a Happy Life " ....must try it out sometime !!! :D

Natasha