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By eoghania [de] Date 16.08.02 12:52 GMT
Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink extraordinary amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink lots of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
cool
By Melodysk (Moderator) [gb] Date 16.08.02 13:54 GMT
That means that Americans will be safe then ;-)

Only joking :D - very witty post :-)

Melody - I mean to say ...Aluminum ?

:D
Second year of Foundation Degree started
By JoFlatcoat (Moderator) [gb] Date 16.08.02 14:12 GMT
I love it - worth sending to the BMA!! :-)

Jo and the Casblaidd Flatcoats
By gina (****) Date 17.08.02 19:02 GMT
ROFL Melody

now where's my 'Learn to Speak French' book :D

Gina x
By patricia [gb] Date 16.08.02 15:35 GMT
Well I just don't believe it:) [as victor mildrew would say]

pAT XX
By fortis [gb] Date 16.08.02 15:52 GMT
Unless, of course, it depends on how you count.......

Cathy.
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