Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old.

Well . . . You'll Love This One.

My Name Is Alice, And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist.



I Noticed His Dds Diploma On The Wall, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-Haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 30-Odd Years Ago.



Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
 

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
 

This Balding, Gray-Haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.


After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School.



'Yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.



When Did You Graduate?' I Asked.
 

He Answered, 'In 1975. Why Do You Ask?'
 

You Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.



He Looked At Me Closely.



Then, That Ugly,

Old,
 

Bald,



Wrinkled Faced,
 

Fat-Assed,
 

Gray-Haired,



Decrepit

Son-Of-A-Bitch

Asked,

 

 

'What Did You Teach???

lol very good!

You forgot to add....

his sight was myopic too!!

I love it! 

And I've passed it on to all my middle aged friends!

Oh made me laugh so much out loud !

Very good!  Spa visit for intensive treatments needed!  I have emailed to similar (u-hum) aged ladies as myself.