I work in the local village shop so its easy to walk to work saying good morning to all I meet.  "Hello lovely day" to a man fixing a fence.  Arrive at work and start to serve customers.  Oh dear -you've guessed it - up runs one of the girls - Carol your skirt is tucked in your knickers .  On the walk home the same man is still fixing the fence - I went the long way home

oh no! Poor you! If only there was a camera you could have got £250 from you been framed! my friend went shopping at the supermarket with her toddler and while pushing the trolley, my friends skirt fell to her ankles! Poor girl, she was so embarrassed, she had to pull it back up and walk out of the shop carrying her toddler and holding onto her skirt for dear life!