Saw this advert in the dog paper today, made me smile.

"The Kennel Company"
Satisfaction with every erection.

Dawn.

Dawn,
What can you possibly mean, I cannot see anything funny, appears to me to be a very good ad 8-)
Anne

Got their number?! :D :D

Do they come with a lifetime guarantee? :D

Wish my old man was the same! :D
Nicky

Nicky ...whats it worth for me NOT to tell him that next week?

:D :D :D

Melody

er (coughs) was there a phone number?

Satisfactory guarantee for 5 years then trade it in..LOL

Pam

.... or batteries :D?

:D

I can hear Leigh's foot steps LOL

Pam

I applied for a job once at a company who had promotional literature for their pop up shelters that said
can be erected by one person, pop up instantly
I was quite plesed NOT to get the job as could not have kept a straight face doing my sales pitch :D