Don't hit me please :

URGENT - DUDLEY EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

At 00:54 on Monday 23 September an earthquake measuring 4.8 on the
richter scale hit Dudley,UK causing untold disruption and distress?

* Many were woken well before their giro arrived

* Several priceless collections of mementoes from the Balearics and
Spanish costas were damaged

* Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were
disturbed

* Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with
the fact that something interesting has happened in Dudley

HOW YOU CAN HELP

£2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four

£10 can take a family to Stourport for the day, where children can
play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of
stinging nettles

22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim

PLEASE ACT NOW

Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we'll do
the rest

I know I shouldn't but......:D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I live in Birmingham and work in YAM-YAM LAND (DUDLEY) and have had to turn my screen away in case a local saw it .
Have you ever seen the tv program ' league of gentlemen' I'm sure the characters ( TUBBS ) from the Local shop...for local people , were from Dudley.

Craig ...don't you mean Dud-lay?

Thats how its always pronounced

:D

Melody

R-BLOODY - R........FAGGOTS AND PEYES.

AAr but are YOU local ?
Liz

No, 100% BRUMMIE.

Is that supposed to be better:p :D :D :D :D :D

Stacey x x x

Only a thousand times better -' BIRMINGHAM PRIDE OF THE MIDLANDS'

Says who:p :D :p :D :p :D

Stacey x x x

Anyone from Birmingham.