Heres some training advice for everybody to learn from. (you have to read it with a Glasgow accent, Rab C Nesbit.)

I was out training my dog Murphy the other day and met an old drunk man. He was asking me about the dog and then said to me "Al gee you a bit o advice oan trainin dugs son." "They,re the same as wumin n weans." "put yer boot up their a##e if they dont dae whit their telt."

Hope this helps with your dog training.
Mick

Puts me in mind of the old rhyme Mick.

A woman a dog and a walnut tree,
The more you beat them the better they be!

John :P

JOHN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cor blimey! And you lot wonder why we are all bitches!

:D

:D

Melody

ROFPML
Gina

But John has to face us all at Crufts lucky for Mick we dont know what he looks like

Oop's! I plead insanity! :D

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa
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Think he better swap that pillagin hat for a crash helmut before then, don't you Mattie, or at least get a full suit of armour to go with it !!!
Ingrid

Full metal jacketed Johnsy!

Just stick to running round the walnut tree with a stick and a drop of malt to sustain yourself, and you won't get in any more trouble than you're in already!!

Jo
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Wasn't that got what him in this mess to start with Jo ???? Ingrid