This was posted on a breed list I am on!

The Backyard Breeders' and Puppy Millers' Big Book of Old Excuses
© Denna Pace 2001
1. When called on bad breeding practices, ALWAYS claim that you are merely
an innocent posting as a favor to a friend or family member.
2. Point out that everybody you know breeds this way, therefore it must be
okay.
3. Claim that "snobby show breeders" are only criticizing you because they
want to corner the market on puppy profit.
4. Claim that a Champion in the pedigree is just as good as 56 Champions in
the pedigree. Not that it matters, because you doubt that there is such a
thing as a dog with 56 champions in the pedigree.
5. Claim that you are just trying to produce good pets, therefore good pets
are all you need for breeding.
6. When asked about health testing, enthusiastically point out that your
bitch had a health checkup before breeding.
7. Be sure to mention that you do not need to run such health tests as OFA,
CERF, thyroid, cardiac, patellae, etc., because your dogs look healthy and
had no visible problems at their last vet checkup.
8. Point out that these tests cost too much and would cut into your profit
margin. Be sure to champion the right of poor people to breed dogs.
9. Confidently assure worried rescuers that no puppy you produce, or any of
their puppies or grand puppies or great-grandpuppies will end up in
shelters because you have a bunch of friends who have told you that they'd
like a pup from your bitch.
10. Point out that you don't need Championships or working titles on your
dogs because you are breeding for temperament and your dog is really sweet.
11. Silence those annoying people who ask about your health guarantee by
assuring them that buyers can return any sick puppies and you will replace
it with another pup as long as it got sick within a certain amount of time
of sale and as long as you don't think the buyer did something to make the
puppy sick.
12. If your breed or line is rare (or you have a "rare" color, or believe
your breed or color is rare), be sure to remind everyone that you do not
need to show, temperament test, or health test your breeding stock because
you are doing the world a service by continuing this "rare" breed/color/line.
13. No matter what anyone else says, claim that you obviously know what you
are doing because you've been breeding for a long time. Point to the
hundreds of puppies you've pumped out over the years as proof.
14. If this is your first attempt at breeding, make sure to remind everyone
that you HAVE to breed your dog because how else are you going to learn how
to breed?
15. Assure everyone that your dog does not need to be shown because you
were assured by someone at Petsmart/the park/the vet's office/a friend that
your dog is a perfect example of the breed.
16. Always remember that "rare" colors, oversized or undersized dogs, and
mixes of popular breeds are great selling points. Anyone who doesn't think
so is obviously not in tune with their customers' wishes.
17. Claim that your dogs are better because they are not inbred, as
inbreeding obviously produces sick/stupid/deformed dogs. If breeding poo
[as in "Cock-a-Poo," "Peek-a-Poo," etc.] dogs or other mutts, always point
to "hybrid vigor" as proof of your dogs' superiority.
18. Remind everyone that you do not need a waiting list because your
puppies are cute.
19. Assure everyone that your puppies will not end up in shelters because
they are cute.
20. Claim that YOUR breed never ends up in shelters in your area, therefore
your puppies will never end up in shelters.
21. If asked why you think your dogs are breeding quality, point out that
they "have papers." Extra points awarded for using the phrase "AKC
Certified." Double points if those papers come from the Continental Kennel
Club.
22. If you sell a sick puppy, always blame the owners for making it sick.
If the owners are clearly not responsible, blame their vet. (see #11)
23. If presented with irrefutable evidence proving you wrong on any excuses
you have used, pretend your server did not receive the post/e-mail.
24. Claim that none of the rules of ethical breeding apply to you because
you only intend to have one litter and therefore aren't a "real" breeder.
25. If all else fails, tell everyone who criticizes you to "get a life."
Written by Denna Pace . It was compiled by reading the horrible BYB ads on
rec.pets.dogs.breed. Please credit when quoting.

Sadly, how true it is
They always seem to have an answer. Unfortunately, too many people believe them.
Dot

How do I edit the topic title which shgould read Casual....

Yes, the one I hate most is when they are told to avoid proper breeders!

Brainless ...just click the *Edit* button as usual on your post. When it comes up , just change the title

Loved the post ..sad but true ..we have even had some of those excuses used here on this forum

Melody

Good one Barbara,
Have to admit the other day I was surprised to see in the want-ads, a family looking for a "Cockapoo" :rolleyes: Couldn't fathom it, still can't

Cocker Spaniel/Poodle cross.

Joan
Take the rough with the smooth

Hi Joan,
I understood the cross, but just not the reason for wanting one. Much too unpredictable ime

Cute spaniel without the heavy grooming requirements????

Fiona
x x x

Fiona, they would not know how its coat would develop when looking at a 8 week pup

Hey I've thought of a new name a Piginapokeapoo

I know, but I bet that's one of the main selling points of the puppies.

Fiona
x x x

Oh come on Toodles, why have any old dog when you can have one with a cute name to impress your friends with :D

When I was a kid, everyone in the neighborhood had a Cockapoo. There were over 30 of them in a 3 block radius. I'm not exagerating either :Rolleyes: They were favorites with the oldsters and the young families.

Annoying yappy dogs with long hair that no one ever did more than just a summer shave once a year. Some had curly long hair, but that was it for differences. Unpleasant little dogs. Only ones that I ever had trouble with biting me and even their owners suffered with being terrorized
So if anyone is actively looking for one to be the 'perfect pet', I think they're nuts.