So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK
then", I said
"Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo",
he said "You're closest".

I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go
out the night before and shoot the fox.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought
"he's trying to pull A fast one".

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to
Paris". He said "Eurostar?"
I said "Thanks I've been on telly, but I'm no Dean
Martin".

He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll
take that as a condiment".

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to
do the splits?"
He said "How flexible are you?" I said "I can't make
Tuesdays".

I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

LOL :D Made me laugh!!

Fiona
x x x

Me too :D :D :D

They're good. :D
Dot