An Orkney farmer is on holiday in London. He walks into a cafe and sees this marvellous display, labelled "Gateaux".

"How much is this here gattux, then?"
"Actually, sir, it's pronounced 'Gat-oh' and it's £5.99 a slice"
"£5.99 a slice?? Bolloh to it, then!"

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Snorri

:D :D :D :D :D :D nice one;)

Stacey x x x