What would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?

-they would have asked for directions.

-helped deliver the baby.

-clean the stable.

-brought practical gifts.

-and made a casserole.

But, what would they have said as they left....?

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"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"

"I hear Joseph isn't working right now."

"And that donkey they are riding has seen better days too!"

"Virgin my *%@$! I knew her in school."

"That baby doesn't look a bit like Joseph!

"Want to bet on how long it will take before you get your casserole dish bake?"

"Did you see that Drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!"

ROTFL

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I can see it now....

Melody

LOL Like it :D :D :D
Dot

Yeah- really like this one!! - It's going to go the rounds

Margot

I keep laughing when I read it as it is so true..

We are awful ..

Pam

Good one that, and so true :D

:D :D :D so funny!!!!! Shirl

No such thing as three wise women.

Mr Murphy ,

You are a brave man.. )) Not many of them around )

Pam

Oh yeah! And a man would know right!!!
Anne

maybe not up your neck of the woods Mick :D
Liz

Not sure I understand the title of this thread :rolleyes:

Snorri
Twilight Zone Public Enemy No.1

:D :D :D

This has really made me laugh!!!!! Really funny!!! :p!!! keep them coming ! Julieann

I heard this joke on Radio 2 this morning and this shows women in a true light!!!!!!

10 People hanging from a rope below a stricken helicopter.
9 male and only 1 female.
One of the men states that the rope will not hold all ten and someone will need to let go or they will all die.
There was a brief hush,before the women suddenly says "Okay I will go, after all women always give up everything for men, and their families and never have a life for themselves....."
At the end of her sack,cloth and ashes speech........the men all clapped!!!!!!!! AHhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... SPLAT:D :D :D