Here we go............
A lady walks into the vets and places her dead Parrot on the examination table. She says "can you tell me what is wrong with my Parrot" The vet replies "its dead madam" the woman does not believe him and asks for a second opinion. The vet opens the door and in comes a Labrador, he puts his paws onto the table and checks out the Parrot, barks, then leaves the room. "Told you" the vet said, "he's dead". The woman cannot accept this and asks for a third opinion, in comes a Cat. He jumps on the table, sniffs all around the Parrot, meows, and leaves. "Told you" the vet said, "he's dead" The woman then asks for her bill. "£150.00" the vet said. "What just to tell me my Parrot was dead" The vet replies "It would have been just £5.00, but you also had a Lab report and a Cat scan !!!!"
Dawn.
:D :D :D
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