Subject: Can you "Bear" it?

In My Next Life.... I want to be a bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for

six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of

walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute

cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat

anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat

them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup....Gonna be a bear.

Jo and the Casblaidd Flatcoats

lol Jo :D :D

Grrrrrrrrrreat!!!
Brown or Grizzly?
I could be a grizzly in the mornings quite easily

Jo

Truly superb !!!!!!

So, we're all coming back as bears then ?????????

Beth

oh Lordy -Jo you been looking at my legs ???
I am a bear :D
Liz

me want to be a bear too or have a cuddly bear to snuggle up to I have it from a reliable sourse they are good to have around

your talking about that bear with the butties--aren't you ??
Liz

Who me ? that ones spoken for

you have been looking at my waste line again......... :D !