These tickled me

SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOUR VALENTINES CARDS THIS YEAR.

> >
> > These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
> romantic first line but the laest romantic second line:
> > Love may be beautiful
> > Love may be bliss
> > But I only slept with you
> > because I was pissed.
> >
> > I thought that I could love no other
> > Until,that is,I met your brother.
> >
> > Roses are red
> > Violets are blue
> > Sugar is sweet
> > and so are you.
> > But the roses are wilting
> > the violets are dead
> > the sugar bowls empty
> > and so is your head.
> >
> > Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > If only you could hide your face.
> >
> > Kind,intelligent,loving and hot
> > This describes everything your not.
> >
> > I want to feel your sweet embrace but dont take that paper bag off of

your

> face.
> > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes damn, Im good at telling

lies.

> > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life.
> > I see your face when I am dreaming Thats why I always wake up screaming.
> > My love you take my breath away
> > What have you stepped in to smell that way?.
> > My feeling for you no words can tell
> > Except for maybe "go to hell".
> >
> > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > Two parts vodka,one part lime.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>

They are brilliant:D I laughed so much my belly hurts:D :D :D :D

Stacey x x x

My sides are aching......

Finally some things to write in the card! Yipeee