An Essex girl recently fell off her horse and waited for the paramedics to arrive. When they finally arrived, they asked her where she was bleeding from, to which she replied 'Romford'

Sofia XXX

Thank Gawd, she didn't say 'SOUTHEND'.

ROTFLOL Harry !! You are BAD!!

Sofia, how's tricks ? Hope you are well

Leigh xx

We all know that its saafend!

Thats like Stret'em in Saaf West Lundun Bec

They don't call it Streatham any more. It has become St.Reatham now lol

Leigh

I am a south West London ex-pat! I was born and raised in Claapum! Now I have a west Contry accent so my London friends tell me after 13 years of living in Bristle!

Hallooo my darlin!!
Bec gel, it's nice to tawk to a gel who knows ow to tawk proppa.

Meself, I would always say 'Saafend', but on this bawd I tries to put on me 'igh class accent. Same as I duz when answering the fone.

Naar that Twilly lady she dont 'ave ter try to be posh. She's a bit of a 'Toff', I fink she was bawn in this 'ST.Reatham' place.

Gawd blimy, I haint tawked so much since me donkey's hind leg fell orf.
You 'ave a nice day,
Harry C.

Good heavens Harry .......
I'll have you know that I am 'ampshire born and bred !! LOL

I *acquired* my London accent

Twills x

Hello folks!!!

Finally had time to re-register as I had logged off by mistake when I posted the joke (serves me right eh? LOL) and couldn't remember my password!!!! So, My log-in is now Melly (after a very old mare I have aquired!) but i like to call her Mellinda!!!...tee he he

So, what have you all been up to then? Where has the chat room gone? i can't get in anymore......so, pray, would one of you kind people show me the way?

Speak soon I hope, special hellos to:

Twilly Trotter, Harry, Carolyn, Sierra, Barbara, Totty, Long Dog, Karen, Terry, Westie and anyone else I have forgotten!!!!

Sofia XXXX

Sofia, if you had clicked on the "Request Password" button, it would have been sent to your email address Leigh

Noap...No...No....No!!!!!!
Sorry Sofia, 'Melly' you aint. I will always think of you as a 'Sofia'.
No way can I picture you as 'an OLD MARE'. :D

You tell that Twilly lady to give you back your name.

love
Harry C.

'ere 'ere! you can call your self what you like. AS LONG AS IT'S SOFIA

Best Wishes, John