Sorry I've been absent and not sent any greetings - No 1 son arrived home for the festivities on Sunday and since then I ahve hardly been able to sit in this seat. Grrr. We have a real, live pool table, but no he has to play it on-line!!! So:

Hope you all had a good one, I did eat and drink far too much, and wasn't it great. I thank my lucky stars for elasticated waistbands!!

Wishing all of you a happy, healthy, prosperous, successful and peaceful New Year, and NO I am not giving up a thing.

The cards I did get from people on the site - I couldn't open!! And the e cards I tried to send kept crashing the comp. Boo Hoo, but thankx anyway!! I'll have to upgrade to boyfriend 6.0 and uninstall Son 1.0.

I really liked that one Leigh, have you got a patch for snoring 10.0? PLEASE??

Happy New Year WL

To install the "Pillow Over Head" Patch for Snoring 10.00

1. Slap the "Start" button

2. Go to the "Control Panel" tab and pinch it HARD

3. Go to the "Administrative Tools" folder and double click on it

4. Go to the "Services" icon and double click on it.
NB: It looks like two females interlocked with each other :rolleyes:

5. Scroll down until you see the "Male Habits" service and double click

6. A window will pop up with several tabs, on the "Do You Have Too" tab there will be a fields called "Snoring" "Flatulence" "Nose Picking in Public"

7. In the "Snoring" field change the option to "Disabled" and click "Ok"

8. Follow the same proceedure if you wish to disable "Flatulence" & "Nose Picking in Public".

This uses "THE LOOK" Patch which doesn't really solve the problem but will make the User feel better.

Leigh

You think that the above is funny but my Dad actually had to put a pillow over my brothers head to get him to stop snoring because they couldnt move him to turn him over!

And how many years in prison did he get Bec ???? :D

Tips needed to stop my hubbie snoring! & he keeps putting his elbow in
me.
Pam

I have been told I dont snore anymore since taking a spoon of honey going to bed . my husband snores like a harley davidson but he doesent like honey . will yours take honey ? He also turns full circle ,and takes the duvet with him I now have a single duvet beside me on the floor so I dont have to get up for a cover in the middle of the night . I love him to bits but I admit there are nights I have felt murderous mari

Mine also holds on to the duvet and I frequently end up with no covers
over me !
Unfortunately he doesn't like honey. I guess it's a lubricant.
Perhaps I need sleeping tablets !

Pam

Pam forget the sleeping tablets lets just get drunk instead. jeez we would need a lot though wouldent we mari

One thing I would recommend is don't ever go to a company that has "laser" in it's title. There is no proof that these work and if they do the effects don't last long. The good old tennis ball is one of the ways to help.

LOL ....positioned in the back of their throat Diane?

Well I went back to Geordie Land for Chrimbo but I'm now back and slowly catching up with all you chatterboxes. What a busy bunch you are :D

Anyway just wanted to wish everyone all the very best for 2002, hope you have a good New Year and I look forward to many natterings in the future.

Luv
Claire.
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