Enjoy Girls :Cool:

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be
trained for marriage ....

TWO YEAR DEGREE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you
should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in
just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA
degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program
outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule

* MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
* MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
* MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
* MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule

* MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
* MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 3 am
* MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
* EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
* EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
* ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule

* MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
* MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
* MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
* MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
* ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule

* SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
* SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
* SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
* MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
* (Elective) (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule

* MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
* MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
* MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
* MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
* MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule

* MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
* MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
* MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
* MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
* MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives

* EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
* EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
* EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
* MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
* MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
* MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
* ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause,
GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women's problems
start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a
sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when we have real
trouble, it's a HISterectomy .................

Sorry Guys I just couldn't resist this one ...

Love it - may I copy it to pin up at work (nearly all women so will really be appreciated)
Lorna

Hi Lorna

Of course you can copy it I had it sent to me at work

Derryn

Hey Dessie! Great post! College friends found it absolutely hilarious!!
Particularly like the one where all womens problems begin with MEN!!
Jem x

*TUT* *TUT*

Twilly! ...... tell them .........*grin*

you forgot one of their main offences-MENTAL CRUELTY

Ouch!

Paddington,

It's ok Treacle .....you're a Bear :D

Twills xxxx

Pad... 'spose that makes you my MENtor... *winks*

Nice to see you up and about paddington

I just called University and enrolled my husband, he needs a vacation.

Have this message ready and waiting with his bags packed for his new course! There you go hubby enjoy!

Julieann

This is without a doubt ingenuity in the first degree itself!!!!!!!!!!!!

Certainly put a smile on my face after a hard days work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you

Wonderful, at last I can get my own back on my husband who keeps showing me e-mails from his friends about women put-downs ie bad parking etc can't wait to show him this!