Think my hubby has some of the symptoms:
sighs loudly and puts on pathetic expression when I take the dogs to training class.
Looks in the larder and says if only he were a dog!
Can't understand why I belong to 7 dog clubs while he only belongs to 1 angling club.
Complains that the only slim blonde female that ever jumps all over him is our yellow lab.
Anyone got any more?