Every time someone say's BOB you think it means "Best in Breed"

You have dog treats in your briefcase

You visit relatives only when thier is a dog show nearby

You put pop-corn in the clean stainless steel dog dish to watch a film

You go to by a new car & turn up with a tape measure to see if the the large dog crate will fitt in,then you insisted that you put two crates & two hairy dogs in the new car before you can make a disicion

When you get your new photos bake from the shop thiere are no 2 legged people on it

People at work no longer ask did you have a good weekend? : they ask : how did the dogs get on?

LOL - sounds familiar. Have not driven my new to me car yet but it's been measured for cages and they have been ordered. And when the salesman said what sort of car did I want I said air condisioned or temperture controlled and an estate because I had dogs. He said but what make and I said Oh! had not thought about that. Jackie H

....You wonder how acquaintances survive if they have no dogs.
....Find non-dog people dull & boring.
....Plan your vacation only to places that allow & might interest your dogs.
....Turn down invites to visit friends who are allergic to dogs.
....Manage to relate almost every conversation to dog related topics.
....Turn down job offers that result in huge overtime & great pay so that your dog won't be lonely.
....Successfully use dog training & doggy psychological tactics on students. :D :D :D
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oh how True ,I have doggy biscuits in the pocket of every coat I own just in case!!:D

and the washing machine. JH

---You put important papers in your latest issue of your breed magazine,you know you will find them there

---At dinner parties,you always double check the butter before putting it on the table.

...you double check for dog hair before you serve anything to anyone
...you cannot find your house insurance papers but can find the dogs
...you realise that most of the people you email are from Champdogs :D
...you forget to feed the kids but remember to feed the dog

etc etc

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LOL Melody at all of them.... But in my case it's:
remember to feed the dogs, forget to feed myself

Getting the dog photos out to show people, before the childrens come out .....

I haven't taken pictures of the kids for years. well now that they are older the annual school photo does the job nicely :D

Keeping a clothes brush in the car so you can de-dog hair your navy blue trousers after you've dropped your dog at the dog minders on your way to work.
Jane

I keep one on the coffee table so I can de-dog our visitors. JH

Every pocket that you own has a supply of poo-bags in it. Even your 'best' jacket that you never walk dogs in :D

when you are going out and you need to smell your jacket to make sure a dog has not had it down from peg and slept on it Mari
Or when you think you can lie in on saturday
and then remember , everyday is the same when you have dogs

You cry when you see dogs dying on TV, but depicted human misery leaves you unmoved?

When you find the dishwasher half open and half the dirty dishes are sparkling ....

--Your house isn't carpeted-,the fuzzy furballs are enouth

--- Your husband comes home eats the the dogs dinner & ASKS for seconds

:d :d

When you find out who you REAL friends are (the only ones willing to be pounced on and entertain your puppy with you constantly on a Saturday night )

When you clean the house only for your old man to come hom 1 1/2 minutes later to ask if you've actually done ANYTHING today.........

You know you have puppies when..........

Your main conversation topic is their toiletting habits !!

BTW, Karl, myself and the mock send you much love and bum biting (that's from him !!!!!!! - apparently a sign of affection)

9th,
you got me laughing & shaking my head because about a year ago, I gave up reading a book in disgust.... It was a thriller that had some murders going on. Didn't really matter that people had died...it was when the bad guy killed a dog just to show off how cold he was, that really got my last nerve. Ick...
toodles

I love them all so far............. how about
when you grab the nearest bath towel and realise its one of the dogs towels.
when 'checking the garden' really means poo patrol
when you get to work and find the whistle round your neck still
when every weekend on your calendar is something to do with dogs
when the children look in the biscuit tin and find bonios


Lorna

How about when you go out into the garden on a cold frosty morning and think 'oh great poo picking weather'!

Jackie

LOL Jackie... too true :D :D Did it a couple of weeks ago on a Sunday morning thinking all the while that this would likely be the last great morning for this nasty duty :D
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We based our house hunting around the dogs and if the doggie requirements were not met no matter how much we liked the actual house and/or area it was a simple "Nooooo the dog's wouldn't like this"

We are debating whether to move, and yes prime consideration must go to garden size, and soil type (must be easy to excavate ! ) house must be detached because we all make so much noise (especially daisy the rot, probably encouragement for the other two whilst digging) need I go on and on and..........