In the paper this week it said women of a certain age are resorting to using hemerroid cream on their face !! apparantly it tightens up the skin for several hours LOL.... what happens when its wears off ?????

That's an old trick being marketed a a new one :D Grandma used to talk of doing that... ick. Still, it's better than having bottulism being introduced into your own body, like the Bo-tox vacc. they're using now
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Could lead to piles of problems ! (Sorry, but I've been trying to think of a witty comment that was polite enough to post) Explains why some people talk through their ar*e though. (Present company excepted)
Jackie

Which reminds me of my favourite way of "swearing politely". Next time you're irritated, try calling the offender a corrugator cutis ani ..........

LOL@Jackie

Must fess up , I hadnt heard of that cure for wrinkles ..I have heard that egg white does the same job though

Keep the piles cream away from the Shar Pei

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Been doing it for years mattie , not on face under eye . mari

I tried it too under my eye brows bit of the eye whatever that is !!! :o - Gina

Excuse me while I reach for the Anusol.............................
Lorna

That's the one I tried (was told it would tighten up the eyelid and I was about 25 - needless to say didnt need it still dont ho ho ho :D Gina !!!!!

Mari what kind do you use???do tell Ill buy a bucket full

The chops go saggy